Best way to avoid going for a piss?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)

lie belly up and wee into your own mouth

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)

This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0dzgSfFQu8
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)

why are you avoiding going for a piss?

( FIEND, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

Watching TV
and it burns
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)

lol wot

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

Are you still alive?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)

he's feeling rosy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)

I always new that rosy
was a massive slag.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)

Night lovely Amberl and all. kiss kiss.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)

I think you should invest in a catheter bag

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

Never drink anything.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

Don't drink anything

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)

drink nothing but air and small pebbles

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)

I prefer the dreams of spoiled middle class English children.
Though they do make my mouth shrivel up with their self-infatuated individualism.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:57, archived)

I just went for a piss in my garden. Didn't want to wake anyone up. Context: I'm a quite rich middle class person who just pissed on a dying plant that cost me £350.
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)

Think about waterfalls
First you have a trickling stream, pittering down the mountainside, slapping lightly on rocks. After a few tinkling streams come together you will have a lovely, clear, swooshing river. Eventually this comes to a steep drop where it will gush over the top, splashing on the cliff behind it until falling into the churning pool at the bottom.

Alternatively, you could just clamp your urethra until you get urine backing up to your kidneys and you go into toxic shock.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)

Just piss,
you can worry about it later.
( Zuowan, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 4:15, archived)