I still feel quite guilty about it
I was horrible to her when she had actual feelings for me. I was a right cunt when I was younger. I wouldn't mind but I was hardly beating the fanny off with a big shitty stick. Still, she ended up marrying a bloke called Jonathan ten years her junior. How very amusing. Not then ten year, thing. The name.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

i don't think being fit and attractive makes being a cunt more acceptable.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

You are correct
I'm very sorry :(
I hope you're not insinuating that I was ever fit or attractive? I'm too stupid at this time of day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

it wasn't intended in any way as a personal comment.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

I'll come back and read this later when my brain works
Stop trying to confound me, woman!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

I had a lass called Debbie who was all in to me but had said from the word go it was just sex.
So I refused to go any further and was a bit of a dick really.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)