I so want my new laptop
so I can play with it
and record some of my music
and make Baldmonkey's look like shit

I had to buy a red one
They didn't have one in black
If it looks all girly
I'll send the fucker back
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

it's not so much the cherry red that makes it look quite gay
it's the wallpaper of bieber that gives the game away
so do not be embarrased, hats, now that your laptop's here
it gives you a great chance at last to hug your inner queer
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

bravo! *stands up*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

stands up trouser-salutes
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

*half masts*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

You'll never make my music
Look any shitter than it is
I've done that job already
By being a talentless prick with all fat and loser.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

Oh lovely little Balders
Your music's not THAT bad
You have a lot more talent
Than Miley Cyrus' Dad

Except when he sings a song
called achy braky heart
You would respond with your own composition
CHIN CATS EGGS BUM FART!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)