Don't get killed

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

I WILL IF I FEEL LIKE!
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

The surprise act at 8pm is Ding live on stage
Followed by Ding live on Stuj
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Good lord.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

*gasp*
danzig is an anagram or 'a ding z'
which clearly means to sleep with ding
STUJ'S TRUE MOTIVE REVEALED
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)