But every time the button is pressed there's a .1% chance that cr3 will go round to the presser's house and poo in their mouth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

That already happens
He's been round here four times this week prising open my jaws and winging a brown one in
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Four times in one week?
You'll make some folk jealous.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)