How about making bladmonkey mod of /calendar for a couple weeks? Just to see how it would work out.
See, there's me, coming up with practical solutions. How are you helping?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

If we banned baldmonkey then we could make his account a mod account

( magnum, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

There should be no mods, there should just be a 'ban' button next to each users name that if pressed more than three times a week, the user is banned for a week

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

Or, even better:
Anyone who pressed it were banned for 2 days.
( magnum, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

Hah
See also: 'Post a new message', 'Login' and 'I like this!' buttons
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

But every time the button is pressed there's a .1% chance that cr3 will go round to the presser's house and poo in their mouth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

That already happens
He's been round here four times this week prising open my jaws and winging a brown one in
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Four times in one week?
You'll make some folk jealous.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

i'm getting a couple of new rods made

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)