I'm going to a "no spring chicken" rave tonight.
I resent the implications in the title but I can't resist a bit of dancing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

Will there be gurning?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

three people will put their backs out, one set of false teeth will be forgotten in the loos, after a lot of complaints the music will be turned down as nobody can hear themselves talk, then it will be turned up again because of further complaints that they can't hear the music, everyone will be home by 10.30pm as they can't stay up till all hours like they used to do
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)

Sounds like my kind of knees up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

sorry dear, what's that?

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

Where's me cocoa?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

shhh dear, you can't say things like that any more, it's all pc these days, it's like that robertson's jam, I mean what harm did it do

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

Some of my best friends are coons

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

what's that dear, lend you some spoons? if you like dear

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

I really like this response
especially as it is gospel true.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

It seems very likely.
Both varieties I shouldn't wonder.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

nnnts nnnnts nnnnts

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

More prunes, dear?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

I know I'm old and that but I've really taken to dried figs
Soft on the teeth and useful for the digestion.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)