My mate got an MBE last year if that's any help?
I ought to be knighted for my services to public transport after 8 years of getting chavs upset and arrested, getting people to turn their music off and hitting people with their feet on seats. Actually I should be fucking well made a saint.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

As a member of the general public
is there any sanction I can take beyond tutting loudly when some cunt puts their feet on the seats? It really annoys me, but I think breaking their legs is too likely to result in a GBH charge.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

Criminal damage if they are mucky
Just ask them to move their feet so you can sit there, even if it's empty. Then pat the seat next to you and smile.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

I was hoping to be told that the guard would happily collude in brutality
is this not the case?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

Depends who's looking
And if the CCTV is working, or been accidentally turned off.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

I was also meaning to ask
could you pass on a message to the idiot who works weekends on the Reading to Waterloo line? Just tell her to shut the fuck up. We know where the train's going, and she's got the most horrible grating voice in the known universe.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

Write in and complain
Fuckers will bend over backwards to give you something for nothing.

Edit/ Also Transec regulations say we have to tell you cunts where we're going every half hour at least, and to read the safety information stuff, and not to leave your stuff lying about. If we don't we are in legal bother.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)