No, I properly mangled this one.
I got a letter inviting me for interview and because I was rushing off to hand in a dissertation draft I only read the first line. I was meant to do a presentation. I had no idea about this. Oh cock.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Bugger
hope another opportunity comes up soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

It's not my dream job but I'm pissed off with myself.
It was my job too, I mean literally, it's just for more hours at what I've been doing since I was 17. I am not looking forward to going to work there this weekend.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

No chance they'll give you the job
despite the poor interview? They must know you're good at what you do.

Have some wine and look to the future
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Whoops!
Don't worry about it. You fucked up and you'll know better next time.
( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)