Boil a kettle then put your arm in the steam, carefully though
That'll ease your joints, and then prepare a poultice of rotten meat and roadside herbs
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

That's tea sorted too
Thanks Theoban.
Ththanks.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)