I saw one get killed by a swan once in a fight
Daft cunt had jumped in the canal and got saucy. It lurnd him up good. Ms Official has two of them, they are also idiots.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

Swans can break your arm too

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

They are actual bastards. Feet like shovels.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Birds are bastards

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)