they should sell crackers all year round but with different seasonal prizes
like tiny tubes of suncream, or a tiny tin of beans with the label missing for harvest festival
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

oh now you are singing my tune
sometimes i unwrap one real carefully and replace the good stuff with dogends and gravel and crusts off toast
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)