i had an ace dream this morn
I could fly and float arond by holding an empty shopping bag in each hand.. bags filled with air by the wind blowing around..
my bad one last night was looking after someones dog..it died somehow and it was rotting away at the bottom of my garden a week later..
any other cool dreams from last night floating around?
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

Didn't you see the papers? No-one had any dreams last night
The entire world went dreamless. You insensitive bastard
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

I don't believe you, why was my bed wet this morning?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

You rolled over and crushed your water balloon girlfriend, Hannah

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

Worrying times for Mooey.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

lolwaki

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)

Not only waki but ZANNI too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

Top Tip
wait until the balloon is full before you draw the face to avoid having a girlfriend that has been savaged by bees
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

I bet it never replies to anyone in this thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

Of couse not
We'll never hear from it again
The LOLDEADDOG cunt
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

haha im special and liked and the bestest

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

FUCK
Well that's ruined that
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

ALSO: was MW having another online breakdown last night, it was all very odd.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

I saw some of it, he gets very angry doesn't he
He's one of them that likes to get upset then tell us all about how he's the calmest.

Bit worried about baldmonkey after seeing this:
https://sites.google.com/site/ipissedonanorchestra/system/app/pages/sitemap/list
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

I bet he's sectioned by the end of the month.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

I wrote him a brilliant story, totally ignored until the small hours, I feel so let down, I may never write again
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

Bloody hell, it's like the old days on here when people only laughed at jokes made by girls.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

im looking for your reply what it could respond to in turn but all i can find is the well witty one saying 'i bet it never replies to anyone in this thread'
its like a TRAP
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

ha ha ha
i think youre v funny
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

this is a trap

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

hmm
i always noticed i never did so well in this here talk board..
awe well back to listening to some fine tune'idge
'loldeadogcunt' is unnecessary though ya know...peace and tally ho
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

No-one said that
Don't you put words in my text, I mean you can even see the text when you're replying
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

enjoy your sunny day x

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

fucking hell, I'm so bored I just looked at /off-topic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

whenever someone tells me about their dream from the night before i stand there and nod and that
but really im thinking about what i need to get at the coop and how many days til christmas it is because i well love christmas
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

in summary: other peoples dreams are fucking dull

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

i suppose your right..
you cant to relate to other people's dreams ..
.there always seems to be a magical spark of sorts with your own dreams..doesnt last long though..disapears when you have woken up..
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

yeh im usually right
you should try writing them down somewhere. just not here
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

okey

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

alright treacle

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

alright sauce
good night bad head?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

alright treasure
yes and yes

hows yer pants?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

unlucky
i had Out last night and danced with some weird old cunt in the pub and had a cry because someone was a knob then i et chicken shish and walked out of pub2 in disgust because stick didnt put in the whip and got a free coat

im home now.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

People are cunts, best avoided if you ask me

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

im a magnet for mong mush

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

I like the sound of mong mush, maybe with some curry sauce

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

Nah, sounds vegetarian to me.
Or at least vegetative.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

they should sell crackers all year round but with different seasonal prizes
like tiny tubes of suncream, or a tiny tin of beans with the label missing for harvest festival
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

oh now you are singing my tune
sometimes i unwrap one real carefully and replace the good stuff with dogends and gravel and crusts off toast
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

I dreamed that I could skate board, I don't mind doing stunts and all that, just getting around the shops and stuff.
I enjoyed that dream, maybe I should take up skate boarding.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

alright pp i were drinking up your way last night
done over a ton in the turkish an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

'kin 'ell, that's a fiar few bob, you enjoy it though?
You go turkish me and you go too?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

yer same one
the boys were dead impressed
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

good dreamin =]
go skate
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving

I also dreamed about birds with BIG TITS
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

haha

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

the dog may represent an unresolved issue which you possibly feel a bit guilty about, perhaps it is an issue related to the person whose dog you were looking after if they are known to you in the waking world, to get rid of the rotting dog you will have to take steps to resolve the issue

the air bags represent the empty bankrupt economy, although consumer choice feels like freedom in fact we are all blown around by the wind without the ability to steer a safe course

feel free to leave me feedback, I am always looking to improve
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

so what you're say is, he wants to fuck his mum?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

it does seem a possibility

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)