How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it into the oven until its bill withers..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?
A. Yes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)