Fred.
Bob.
Jean.
William.

That's all I got.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

I was expecting to feel bad but not this bad
I will now cut myself and cry the lyrics to 'Boys Don't Cry' by the Cure
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)