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HAPPY FATHERS DAY
virgins
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
Next week you cunt.
Good morning folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Shit.
I think I just committed a mass kidnap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
I would say 'It isn't Father's Day'
But you'll just reply with 'that's the joke' and you'll use a multi-syllabic insult or just call me a dunce, so I'll stay quiet, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Can I call you a name anyway?
I was hoping to call someone a name.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
Yeah go for it
Skewer me on your wit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
Fred.
Bob.
Jean.
William.

That's all I got.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
I was expecting to feel bad but not this bad
I will now cut myself and cry the lyrics to 'Boys Don't Cry' by the Cure
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
He was plainly addressing only virgins so we're all virgins.
We should arrange an orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
Yeah lets all poke each other with stubby members
WOO B3TA ORGY 2011
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
I has a facebook poking program.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
Ugh you sicken me
e-poking is for e-virgins
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
E-poking is all I get.
Don't make fun or I'll e-insult you.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I has a facebook poking programenis
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
you have ear handles.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
GNOC GNOC GNOC

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
This will be my 26th fathers day.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
You have 26 Fathers?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
HAPPY JESUS DAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
Jesus is my daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
No that was Bruce Wayne

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
I reckon that Jesus had a bunch of kids, assumping he was real that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
You mean 'had' in the sense of sexed right up?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
You are free to draw your own perverse conclusions.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
You want me to draw a picture of Jesus having sex with children??
What sort of a monster are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
A Virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Is it father's day?
Nobody told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
19th Or so I've been informed

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
Oh, it's not, ok.
Anyone got any advice about which software to get in order to put a series of photos together into a film with minimum stress involved? It can be expensive software, it's all free in China.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
Ah you want Super Photo Amalgamtor 28

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
But seriously I don't know, I've used Sony Vegas for film based stuff before, but Windows Movie Maker might do things a bit more simple.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
Got Sony Vegas already,
it's good, but it's not made for this job.
Animation software's more what I'm thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
What do you actually want to happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
I have a few thousand individual pictures,
I want to sequence them into a film.
Ideally I'd prefer not to have to do them one-by-one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
Open the first one in Windows Picture Viewer and put a heavy weight on the right arrow key

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
I like the cut of your jib.
He could film it on a camcorder for maximum benefit
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
This could be up your street
fixounet.free.fr/avidemux/
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
196 days til christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
Better get some cards written!!

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
they need fucking making first
im lacking inspiration this year
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
Hang a bauble from each nipple

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
Where's she going to get three christmas baubles in June?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
From the attic, duh!
Or if she's like me from the "waiting to be put in the attic" pile in the spare room.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
youre an odd sort

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
Santa Bumming all his reindeer.
While a snowman puts his carrot up his bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
:(
jeez whats wrong with you all? youre on all fucking heat or something
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
It's virgins only in this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
Making them?
Why not just fish last years out of the bin and tip-ex out the names like the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
It doesn't really matter.
She doesn't actually send them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6574524
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
dewd mine are the shiz
last year i made little pac-man/pac-tart kissing under the mistletoe ones. old boy downstairs killed it though, he'd turned my card inside out and wrote on that before presenting me with it
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)