you poor man
I have a butler that puts my shopping away for me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

I just don't buy any shopping I'm not going to force down my gullet in twenty seconds anyway

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

a sensible policy for a happy life

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

Live fat, die young, leave a wide coffin

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

Dieting is for people that hate themselves
Don't get me wrong..I DO hate myself, but it has nothing to do with food.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)