I thought it was a cruise ship he was a passenger on when it was hijacked.
Turns out it was an aeroplane.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

Blimey!
I am amazed anyone else could fit on board!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)