No
but if I leave it much longer they'll probably be ordering me to pay my library fine.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

Don't let them bully you.
Keep that book until the six counties are free.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

This might work
if it was a book about Irish history
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

You think that would work?
I might try it.
It'll really make the provos look stupid.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

They'll probably write an article about you
in the Irish Independent. Kevin Myers would have a field-day.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

I'm banned from borrowing books
from the Bristol area.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

I'm really bad at remembering
Currently the fine is at eighty pounds :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Wait for an amnesty.
I don't miss my library card. It gave me nothing but fines and trouble.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

I just got a threatening email
telling me they were going to invoice me. One of them is currently living in a wine cellar under my old room so quite hard to retrieve.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

Just block up the door
and they will never be able to threaten you again.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

Excellent idea
it can be like Trainspotting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)