See, I'll cook with it.
I'll even serve it to you if you want it.


But you got parasites in your brainstem if you think I'm letting it pass my lips.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

How do you know if it's cooked right if you don't know what it's supposed to taste like?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

I get someone else to try it, duh.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)