Even if she'd been diving in a pool of raw sewage and overly-affectionate sea urchins?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

ESPECIALLY if she'd been diving in a pool of raw sewage

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

I don't think this is a good idea, look you can get all sorts of illnesses, www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg197.pdf
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

To the statement "Avoid becoming contaminated with sewage"
all I can say is "well, duh".
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

ok, fair enough
What about sexing? Can I still sex her up, should the opportunity present itself?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

I think you should go crazy, good luck, we're all crossing our fingers for you
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

fortunately, I have never been one of those people the leaflet mentions who fails to recognise the link between illness and work
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)