POACHED EGG

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

NON SEQUITUR

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

aaAAAaa_{AaAaAaAaAAAaaaaA}aaAAAa^rRRRrRrRrRdvAaaAAaaaaaaaAAAAaAAAaaAAaAAarrrrRrRRrrR^RrRrRk!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

thank YOU for the attention earlier the day ta

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

:D
Afternoon, lovely. How's the week shaping up so far?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

is it friday yet?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

Nearly!
Give it 82.5 hours or so.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

Woke up at 9, 10 and 11, hungover each time.
Took two painkillers and went back to sleep, got up when my alarm went off at half 12, not working today and have the next two days off also.
Contemplating getting accommodation in Carlingford and thinking the week's going to be good.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

Hangover is a bad way to start the week, but three days off is a very good way.
I recommend sitting around in your pants eating crisps as much as possible.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Pfft, I can't face eating anything yet.
But I'm going one better by sitting in my birthday suit in bed.

I will have to get dressed later though, got to go see a man about a plant.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

i put it to you that three days off is no way to start the week at all
it's just dragging the weekend out to a lovely length.
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

Not when you were working saturday and sunday Binks.
Then it is your weekend.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

...and still no start to your week, really, then, i reckon.
*stern looks*
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

You are of course correct, Ms. Binkerson.
I nominate Binky for mod of /calendar.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

In spray form
plis.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

YES WE DO HAVE FENCES
but they're made of ladders
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

none for me thanks

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

I had a club sandwich
and a sliver of Chocolate Torte from Gu.
.....dirty.....
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

DAMMITALL
i thought i'd snuck that one by
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Not likely, don't you know there's a war on?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

;poached powdered egg

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

did you break your arm on those stupid leg things?

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

this is where the romans played quidditch

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

you've lost me there, no offence

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

Something about poop

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

something about mainbrace

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

don't be mean, he might have been using them to rescue a cat from a tree

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/1307882599873.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

I've not seen the film
is the joke that nobody cares about mystique, or that charles and erik are bumders?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

It's a little bit of both.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

I think it's a joke about magnets and the profound mystery that obscures how they work
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

Learn the secrets.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

arf

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

I wonder if Mistque and Nightcrueler's Dad had sex they would create a purple person.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

I've got some news for you gonz. Mystique and Nightcrawler's dad did have sex and they created Nightcrawler.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

Oh man, really? Fiction is stranger than fiction, or something like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

I'm not even joking that, I didn't realise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

How comes they didn't mention that in the movies when they meet up?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

Because they already hinted at Will.i.am being Nightcrawler's dad in Wolverine: Origins. Azazel is his real father though.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

The bloke from the black eye'd peas? what?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

it's starting to read like HollyoakX
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

Global conspiracy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

Hold up now, I'm a jew here, if anyone should know about these world wide consipracies, it should be me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

I am unsettled by this development

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

I love Chloe Bale
by 'love' I mean 'would like to lick clean'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Even if she'd been diving in a pool of raw sewage and overly-affectionate sea urchins?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

ESPECIALLY if she'd been diving in a pool of raw sewage

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

I don't think this is a good idea, look you can get all sorts of illnesses, www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg197.pdf
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

To the statement "Avoid becoming contaminated with sewage"
all I can say is "well, duh".
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

ok, fair enough
What about sexing? Can I still sex her up, should the opportunity present itself?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

I think you should go crazy, good luck, we're all crossing our fingers for you
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

fortunately, I have never been one of those people the leaflet mentions who fails to recognise the link between illness and work
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

Fucking hell.
I mean.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSQUfTBcOu4
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)