What is Tom Cruise's favourite nocturnal bird?
Owl Ron Hubbard.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

i'm not saying these jokes are clawful (awful), it's just the way you talon (tell them)

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

What kind of owl can help you with the washing up?
Teat owl (tea towel)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

which late 70s sitcom featured owls with long term illnesses in a sanctuary and was a bit racist? Owlnly when I laugh
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)