Soz
Don't do being begged at. I have got a lovely fish finger butty though. You can't have that either.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

Fair enough.
I'm not begging on my own behalf but I am indeed begging. Enjoy your fish finger butty.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

bogus isn't the giving kind
except when it comes to bums and ...rind?
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

Binky! What's with all these rhymes?
Are you really bored at work?
Shouldn't you spend all that time
Trying not to shirk?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

printing barcodes, on phone, on hold
boss away, and feeling bold.
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Keep your eye out, and if you're quick
Slyly give the bean a flick.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)