how many of the children are you bringing back,
and how much do I need to donate to get one?

preferebly not one of the ones that has to come back in the boot, they never seem to make it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

Depends.
For a fiver we'll get you a fairly homely one. Sexy children cost more.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)