My theory about ladders is that they're sideways when you stand them up, and correctly oriented when lying down.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29,
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AARDVARK HAS BEST LADDER THEORY(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30,
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