How typically American. All you're eating are bagels, pancakes with syrup, peanut butter: you eat unhealthy stuff all the time; truth be told, every type of food you didn't steal from other countries -- and in the case or pizza, even that -- is unhealthy. You don't even have sausages for breakfast!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

beans
it was always the idea of eating beans at breakfast that most irked my american friends.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

I'm not keen on it myself, it's generally not done over here
You can't fry beans
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

what about refried beans? they are fried, then fried AGAIN

( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

The mexicans eat diseased corn
they have no fucking idea what food should be

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

At least I own a car and can afford the gas to put in it.
I'm not talking some diesel pile of shit you've been overcharged for. I own a real car.

Your country has busses though. Its just like a car, but you share it with other smelly people that can't afford shit.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)