She's not.
Unless her "wardrobe malfunction" at Glastonbury was a very cunning bluff engineered by Industrial Light and Magic.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

Did that involve her slapping the audience with her cock?
I need to know that I haven't wasted precious time masturbating over a ladyboy when I could have been jerking off over a real lady.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)