Savings accounts are the con of the century, and no fucker can see it.You put your money in, and they play with it for 8 hours, and give you a bit of that profit. And you're happy with it. But then, when the markets close, they lend it to the Asians to fuck around with for 8 hours, and take some of that profit, and then pass it on to the Yanks to fuck around with for 8 hours, and some of that profit, but they give you a tiny cut of 8 hours, and none of the other 16. Cos you're a gullible bastard who thinks money can grow by being left in a cold damp room all day.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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We pay people to dick about with our pension money and turn it into mountains of goldI'm happy with that system.
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I put money into an isa, so I have some money for a rainy day.Or if I'd like a holiday or something, any money it's makes me is just a nice bonus..
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21,
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Interestingly, mad-cap victorian rhymester edward lear can point us to the original purpose of currency, which was to wrap honey in for transportation. sadly the original purpose became confused over time, and is today almost entirely lost, with people generally now storing and transporting their honey in jars rather than money. It's my view that were we to have reverted to the original correct usage of money, much of the current unpleasantness could have been avoided
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vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:29,
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We live in a honeytocracy(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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I hear getting a loan in a honeytocracy is like trying to attack a bee's nest without being a honey badger(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:54,
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