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Erm...so...yeah...hello I suppose
So, the RPI is 5.2% I see. I don't give a shit seeing as our pay increase is RPI+0.2% for the next five years. What's for tea?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
98.5%

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
What do you call this radio station.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
Shit?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
Radio Shit.
That's not a very good name.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
Quite applicable though.
Capitial Radio, I think they own most of the other radio stations.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
Radio for receptionists
People who say they like "anything" despite only being aware of maybe 1% of styles of the music in the world. Anyone who says that is a cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
I'm open to most style of music, as long as it's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYqAOwcvLYs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7LWANJFHEs
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGrffn_LKzE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVtgX4S3y4
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
I CAN'T STOP SEEING THEIR BEADY EYES JUDGING ME

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

that family went on to appear in when the wind blows, you have the last laugh because they die of radiation
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
I hope they survived long enough that their teeth fell out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMFKmiNyvk
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
I've noticed s lot of toothpaste adverts have dancing in them.
I think I maybe be brushing my teeth all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UQLBonqaE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
I like the drum riff, but not a massive fan of screamo singers.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
I imagine I'm glad that flash has died on my browser

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
I don't have sound at work at the moment...
So going on the crap dancing I'd say that music was pretty awful.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
It's not at all what you'd expect

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
Does it sound like a 70's disco?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Quite, quite different

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
The mind boggles

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
Not long, then you can go home and experience the glory

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
ha I can't wait.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
Funnily enough
I don't like things I don't like either.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

this is great, I can't be a cretin because I hate all kinds of music without exception
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
Nooooo
There's some Venn diagram magic needed here i think
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
tea

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
What sort, you drooling barbarian?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
So you're an RPI man then?
I like a bit of CPI every now and again...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
Too low, man
Too low.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
Ooh
A Starbucks Chai Latte might be nice. I think there are 73.2 Starbucks within this square mile...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
Chai?
Latte?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
Coffee is the devils wee wee
and I was forced to be in a Starbucks queue once in Boston, and that saved me from buying something vomitastic. My sugary friend.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
Yeah, whatever. I'm guessing that the drink you name above is in fact tea made with only milk?
In which case we have words in English for that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
no it's indian hippy stuff
cruelly bastardized and bent out of all recognition from what it used to be...

So you're asking about the specific kind of tea everyone is having, et you've never heard of chai tea?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
You're being willful
That's fine too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
I'll willful you in a minute...

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
Give me a minute then
I need to hang some washing out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
Silly kewpie, starbucks isn't coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
Chai tea is usually served with milk, do you get a double shot of milk with your Chai?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
Poles have got savings of 933billion zlotys
and the national debt is only 778bn, so if we withdrew all our cash we could pay off the entire debt today, if we felt like it.

And Poles keep telling me this is a poor country.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
Chiseling bastards
I was looking at some savings accounts recently. I have decided that they are shit on account of having interest rates that don't come close to inflation. Therefore I would get better value for my money spending it now, probably on sweets and pop, than I would if it sat in a bank losing value. Economics, right there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
Savings accounts are the con of the century, and no fucker can see it.
You put your money in, and they play with it for 8 hours, and give you a bit of that profit. And you're happy with it. But then, when the markets close, they lend it to the Asians to fuck around with for 8 hours, and take some of that profit, and then pass it on to the Yanks to fuck around with for 8 hours, and some of that profit, but they give you a tiny cut of 8 hours, and none of the other 16. Cos you're a gullible bastard who thinks money can grow by being left in a cold damp room all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
We pay people to dick about with our pension money and turn it into mountains of gold
I'm happy with that system.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
I put money into an isa, so I have some money for a rainy day.
Or if I'd like a holiday or something, any money it's makes me is just a nice bonus..
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

Interestingly, mad-cap victorian rhymester edward lear can point us to the original purpose of currency, which was to wrap honey in for transportation. sadly the original purpose became confused over time, and is today almost entirely lost, with people generally now storing and transporting their honey in jars rather than money. It's my view that were we to have reverted to the original correct usage of money, much of the current unpleasantness could have been avoided
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
We live in a honeytocracy

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
I hear getting a loan in a honeytocracy is like trying to attack a bee's nest without being a honey badger

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

I hear you have to be careful of hone sharks
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrSfC76lLI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
During the last three years the total private savings in Ireland have grown significantly, as has the total number of millionaires (that's people who are millionaires over and above the value of any land or buildings they own).
And people keep saying the country is broke.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
It's only broke for the poor people.
And they certainly don't care about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
Zloty is a great name for a currency

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
It's one of the top names.
I wonder what the order would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
Before we dropped it, the Punt was a class name
Seeing as how it rhymed with "Bank Manager"
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
how does this affect the price of the working man's chocolate brownie frijj?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
it got 5% more expensive
or, if you like, all your money is worth less.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
Can they still afford Chief Wiggum??
I'd hate to see them have to have a lower class of Groening character on it like Scruffy out of off of Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
wiggum hasn't been in them for ages,
jesus keep up
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
Let me check my collection....
Yep, still there on my bedside table.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
Marginal to south westerly, turning dark.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
Often in tescos there is a buy 2 get one free offer or offers very similiar on Frijj's
And because of this I don't think a chocolate brownie frijj is a good yard stick for this sort of discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
Haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
Good, isn't it?
Hello. Is Spain gaying you up?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
Hola Señor Official
I'm being buggered by a matador as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
AY! No es bueno!
There's a squirrel on water skis on my telly :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
Has it got tits?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
No
It's gone now too. This day just gets worse.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
Not sure but I'm guessing it will be some kind of foodstuff.
Well done on whatever you've won.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
Hello, food is a good idea
I might do some of that too. I found a pound.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
You're just winning all day.
Still haven't found out about Northern drinks, it's all a bit up in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
Northern drinks float?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
Like a cola float but with more beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
float drinks are just weird
who the hells likes them??
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
Plenty of time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
Cool, soon as I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
You racist polo

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
It's true
*sobs*
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
I don't care what people say
Rock & Roll is here to stay
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
I just heard on the radio that rock and roll has been cancelled forever.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
I am very depressed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)