+up the arse with a strapon

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

BlueStar has one of those big red Presidential phones
and it's a hotline straight to my prostate
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

I've fucked up
Vader are playing here tonight and I forgot.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

there'll be other times
seeing as they haven't stopped touring in a gazillion years
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

I missed Laibach last year for the same reason
And they don't play in England very often.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)