shut the fuck up. legs by zz top is on the radio.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)

sorry, planearm.
this ain't no qotw.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

I might have chicken kievs
or beans on toast or something light
I have been playing with Photobooth cl.ly/1e3I0p3h302s3i0c0I0Y thus
( moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)

He's got kievs
he knows how to chew them
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)

Have I ever told you how much I LOVE you?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

frequently
and vigorously
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

+up the arse with a strapon

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

BlueStar has one of those big red Presidential phones
and it's a hotline straight to my prostate
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

I've fucked up
Vader are playing here tonight and I forgot.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

there'll be other times
seeing as they haven't stopped touring in a gazillion years
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

I missed Laibach last year for the same reason
And they don't play in England very often.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

he's got eggs.
he knows how to bruise them.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

In a cup? An eggy cup you say?

( Taylorcamb, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

you SICKEN me.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)

that looks like gray hair
...and so young too
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fcca2e3bc96fde8112e0/untitled-1.jpg
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

ha ha ha haha

( moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

bloody hell that was quick

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/ceiling_m.jpg
( vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

Hahaha, oh shit.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fcca2e3bc96fde8112e0/untitled-2.jpg
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

WAAAAAHAHAHA

( vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

Babar's really let himself go

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/thorns.jpg
( vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

what have I become

( moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)

Aww man, couldn't you have posted this after I'd installed fireworks?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

I put my doc on the left hand side, it's much better as you get more vertical space (which you need more off for general usage of a computer) and less horizontal space (which is in abundance on a widescreen).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)

I've never listened to anything by zz top I don't think
can you descibe the song in words for the deaf?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)

badingbiddybiddybiddy
badingbiddybiddybiddy
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

it's not the one from Back To The Future III

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

imagine owning and maintaining a pasture for magical pegasuses and unicorns, which you can feed and care for, and give special potions to give them incredible new abilities, then race them on rainbows in the sky
it's not like that at all
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING IT, PLEASE SEND HELP

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

I met Billy F Gibbons in the chillout of The Fridge Club in Brixton
we chatted for about an hour before I realised who he was. Nice fella
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

*holds hands over ears*
lalalalalalalalalalalal I can't hear you lalalalalalalalalala
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

YOU LOVE IT.
you dorty merkin.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

"She's got legs and she knows how to use them."
I assume it's not about Tanni Grey-Thompson then.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

i saw zz top live
They had beards, guitars, and well choreographed spins, shuffles and nods. Also a drum kit built in to a Cadillac. I think it was possibly the most fun show I've seen.
What's on the radio now? I hope its motley crue, they're ace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

There was a quite famous story about ZZ Top
When they were playing at Wembley Billy Gibbons decided he'd take the tube to the concert rather than the limo.

Apparently he was accosted by fans telling him that he really looked like Billy Gibbons.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

the tube is the working mans limo
Except with more pissy tramps.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

unless you're in supertramp

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

my dullards of the year so far are you, that other one from bristol, and the student, and the one that has trouble with her fella, you all make me want to scrape my eyes with a rusty brillo, no offence bluestar

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

i'm off out now, l8rs

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

Hip hop is dead, just thought I'd let you know.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

No
God is dead.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

No, Dog is Dead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvKNhIdLOmk
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

RIP Seth Putnam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j44jb8hPWu8
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

Putnam, tragic.
I'm not sure anal cunt added anything to the metal scene, but I still found some of it funny. When I was 12. Executioner weren't bad though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

It caused people to think.
And maybe wonder what the band was doing. Being offensive is a goal in itself because it challenges preconceptions- much the same as Frank Zappa.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

but other bands
Cause people to re-consider their view on the scene while still making more interesting things musically, think virus, or ulver, even fantomas. Who are much closer in comparison to what zappa was doing. In previous eras morbid or mayhem were the ones pushing sounds forward, I think offensive as your only goal is interesting but unsustainable, especially with someone as unstable as putnam at its head.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

thank god, it was a load of bollocks to start with

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

Here's a warning about the future of hip-hop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfWAr8ut_I
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

that's the future?
I thought it was always like that
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

You cynical bastard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwKCu0P89c
( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

0:30s
then I closed that motherfucker. What a load of shit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

You have no heart.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)

damn straight

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)