maybe she's Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)

I like my women like I like my coffee
in a plastic cup
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)

Never put a sock in a toaster.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)

Hello, we're murderers.
Twix please.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)

Went and rang bell with new batteries,
but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell. I ate food.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)

What is it? I'm arranging matches

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)

Zingelbert Bembledack!
Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! Slut Bunwalla!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:19, archived)

That bit always reminds me
of Rowan Atkinson's Headmaster sketch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiWJWLCoH2M
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:28, archived)

That's the one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

Orifice.....

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)