Time for a new thread.
I'm awake (obviously) despite my efforts. What are your methods for getting to sleep?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)

I count Aardvarks.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)

ONE Aardvark! Ah ah ah! TWO Aardvarks! Ah ah ah!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)

replying up here!
No celebration bar getting through the exam I revised wrongly for. Friends took me out to congratulate me. Final exam Friday. What are you still doing up?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:31, archived)

Final exam! Woo!!
I dunno why I am still awake. No work tomorrow, and good films on, just me dad visiting in the afternoon. I think. I not heard from him for ages. So if that doesn't work out then I have nowt to do.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:33, archived)

Just a relaxing day then
what films?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:40, archived)

I caught up on Neighbours (yes neighbours)
then watched The Game and just finishing American History X.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)

Oh god
I forgot how depressing this film is....
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)

It's good though
Edward Norton is an ace actor
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:58, archived)

He is...
I have moved onto Angry Boys for some light relief.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:02, archived)

What's that about?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)

Some girls who are in a very good mood.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

I was assuming it was like Snog, Marry and Avoid

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

I'm waiting for an episode of that where they replace POD with HAL9000.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)

'I can't let you wear that Dave'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:12, archived)

This gets a *click* from me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:15, archived)

Cheers
I take it the sleep is not going well then
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)

I've stopped trying
and have poured another glass and rolled a cigarette.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:21, archived)

This is the right attitude
I really wanted a cigarette earlier.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:27, archived)

I'll roll one for you too, then.
Probably smoke it for you, too.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:28, archived)

Enjoy it
Been a good evening?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)

Not too bad!
A quiet one really, with films and internet and a nice drink or two (or three now, I've lost count). Have you had fun?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

Sounds nice
I have thanks. Went for dinner and a few drinks then we went and danced to some bad music. Cheered me up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:39, archived)

Aw, did you need cheering up?
Sounds like the kind of evening that would do it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)

The stupid revision mistake
but yup did the trick. And any lingering is being cleared up by Brasseye. Busy day tomorrow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)

Fairly, yes.
In fact I should try sleeping again now that the cigarette and drink are gone.
Night night, lovely.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:56, archived)

Night, sleep well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:58, archived)

Its a mockumentary
with the guy from Summer Heights High. Not seen it before.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)

I've seen it on bbciplayer
not watched yet though. I've watched some bad stuff recently though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:21, archived)

What I saw was funny
some mates said I should watch it and I trust their judgement.
Have you been watching Glee again?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:25, archived)

That programme gives me rage
pure pure shit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:26, archived)

Oh it's AMAZING
it reinforces all that is good about being a teenager, full of angst and insecurity and how you can overcome those issues with the power of SONG!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)

Or some shit..
I'm off to bed. I feel the need for at least 4 hours sleep tonight.
NIGHT!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

Sleep well!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:37, archived)

I will!
Night all. kiss kiss.xx
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)

Night night Herby Taxi Thingy.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)

Haha
and the neat cast each of who tick one box. And the songs are shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

Insomniac here
but I am told that this works very well. Lying still and focusing on relaxing from toes upwards, each inch seperately. It's not so much the relaxing, as being bored shitless that'll send you to sleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:32, archived)

I don't know why, but I initially read that as 'relaxing from bees upwards'.
*checks alcohol content of whisky bottle*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:34, archived)

maybe she's Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)

I like my women like I like my coffee
in a plastic cup
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)

Never put a sock in a toaster.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)

Hello, we're murderers.
Twix please.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)

Went and rang bell with new batteries,
but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell. I ate food.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)

What is it? I'm arranging matches

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)

Zingelbert Bembledack!
Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! Slut Bunwalla!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:19, archived)

That bit always reminds me
of Rowan Atkinson's Headmaster sketch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiWJWLCoH2M
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:28, archived)

That's the one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

Orifice.....

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)

Smoke weed until sleepiness claims me.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)

Not really much of a weed smoker these days
but pass the joint and I'll take a hit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)

Good plan...
Is it working?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)

Apparently so...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:23, archived)

i imagine my bed is actually a ROBOT BED with wheels and long robot arms and also it's SOUND PROOF then i close my eyes real tight and pretend my bed is going around and doing all the jobs that need doing at home, ironing shirts, hoovering the floor
WHILE I AM RELAXING!! THEN the bed goes to where i work and starts DOING MY JOB! AND I'M TOTALLY RELAXED AND GOING TO SLEEP! EXCELLENT!!
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)

I'm scared now.
Help.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

magic bed will protect you! it's bulletproof

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)

Who in the hell
irons their shirts?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:40, archived)

People with nothing better to do.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:41, archived)

ROBOT BEDS

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:44, archived)

the bed doesn't have to go to work, it can fly off into space, or go to the bottom of the ocean

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)

Tylenol PM.
Masturbation works too.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)

Does the Tylenol function as lube?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:50, archived)

Exactly.
Getting stuck in the bottle is another story.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:57, archived)

Having a regular work schedule seems to do the trick.

( Zuowan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)