i imagine my bed is actually a ROBOT BED with wheels and long robot arms and also it's SOUND PROOF then i close my eyes real tight and pretend my bed is going around and doing all the jobs that need doing at home, ironing shirts, hoovering the floor
WHILE I AM RELAXING!! THEN the bed goes to where i work and starts DOING MY JOB! AND I'M TOTALLY RELAXED AND GOING TO SLEEP! EXCELLENT!!
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)

I'm scared now.
Help.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

magic bed will protect you! it's bulletproof

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)

Who in the hell
irons their shirts?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:40, archived)

People with nothing better to do.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:41, archived)

ROBOT BEDS

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:44, archived)

the bed doesn't have to go to work, it can fly off into space, or go to the bottom of the ocean

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)