Good Morning Bogus.
I had the misfortune of watching a program on HMRC pulling the darkies aside for smuggling ganje.
I am finding that all the officers also being middle-aged Daily Mail readers is becoming less of a coincidence the more I watch it.

Then I had a dream that I was smuggling drugs. It wasn't nice.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

To be fair to our put upon customs officials
They have very stressful jobs, a side effect of which is massive racism. We should show some more understanding.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

Personally I blame the Jews.
None of this would have happened if it wasn't for them.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)