b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7217232 (Thread)

Hello, Gonzo.
I hope that you are well. But not as well as Jack Action.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
I hope you're more well than gonz since he's posted and run.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
Gonzo is a good bloke.
But, yeah, I hope I'm better than him too. That'll teach him.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
Sorry, I went to buy some food from the cafe, I won't bore you with the details, but I had 87 chips, 128 baked beens, 1 saussage and 5 squerts of salad cream.
It cost £2.50, of which my change was a five pound note, two pound coins, two twentys and a ten. It took 4 minutes approxmantly to make and is about 20 yards from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
£2.50 for sausage chips and beans? That's not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
I'm very pleased with the value.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
I wish I had sausage chips and beans for £2.50.
Unforunately I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
Still, you have a wife and kids who love you very much.... swings'n'round-a-bouts.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
I might have to go rethink my life.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

life dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
oh man did you salt pepper and vinegar it? how many shakes?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
No salt, so there was no shaking of the salt mill. There also wasn't any pepper, which also means there wasn't any shaking of a pepper mill.
I decided to not put vinegar on it on account of the salad cream, so there wasn't any vinegar shaking.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
fat chips or thin chips?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
I hope they are sort of middle sized chips.
Or fat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
Thin, americans would call them 'fries'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)