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Fuck your food thread, I'd like to hear about Baldmonkey's latest exploits.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
lol x

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
baldmonkey isn't having any exploits today.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
please can he come out mrs baldmonkey please we'll only go down the park and no where else

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
definitely no exploring the abandoned mine or the condemned derelict building at all

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
No. He's colouring in homework to do for night school.
/Wife
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
a school where you learn about night?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
No.
Geography.
And I've booted her out. So it doesn't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
It's probably for the best

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
Frisbee QC will teach you all about geography
Apparently he's as good as any other Geography teacher
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
You are clearly not good at listening
As I already said that I was rubbish at the geography :|
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
You're still the bigger idiot here, overall.
Alright internet.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
Oh alright, seeing as nobody else here is.
Alright, BD. How is the move going?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
Done. We've no internet at home yet though, I'm having to use my university's network.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
exactly
You clearly aren't reading the subtle inference that I'm utterly failing to make...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
Shush, I'm eating
I can only read subject lines. The rest gets blurry
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
he wanted some medium thick chips

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

I would like to hear about exnoits, have you previously been noit but are not noit now? tell us about it here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
i was a noit for 2 years, god it was humiliating

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
I was only a noit for a few months but the tiny nob arms made day to day life very difficult.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
I was once in a noit, does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
noit really

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
I have no recollection of ever being a noit, nor have I even been in contact or close proximity to one.
What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
my legs hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
get new ones

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
I can't afford that on my salary
Can I rent?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
Apparently if you jump and shoot at the same time
he can't hit you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
you just need to shoot it until it's dead

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
aahhh...I thought it was jump THEN shoot...

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
no wonder your legs hurt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
jesus christ...I'll get it right one day

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

jesus doesn't mind if you get it wrong, don't put yourself under so much pressure
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
*breathes*
ok...I feel better now...thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
Yay me
another one of my submissions is on speak you're branes.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
Stuff that.
I've had three of my COMEX on setup beat puke. AND I've been drawn by THEOBAN on there.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
I've only had one of mine on there
mainly because I've only done one. I can't draw :/
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
Nevermind.
I still care for you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
thanks bm
you're the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
So are you.
In a way.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
I've not done any exploits lately.
Sorry.
Been busy trying to get LA Noire one-hundred-percented
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
Also watched To Have and Have Not.
Good film.
And Key Largo.
I'm eating super noodles now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
what variety of noodles please?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
chicken

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
I've only got 8 golden films left to get.
Then I'll start redoing missions to get valorious in them all.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
I keep hearing about that game...I really ought to get an Xbox

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
ps3 for me please thanks

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
eether or eyether
just the small matter of the bill
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
I want to hear about how dr preference's joke writing is going, why has he not got stuck yet and asked the board for help

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
Scone with the Wind

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
Icing Station Zebra

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
Das Biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
Anyone possibly interested in taking two Dylan Moran tickets for Sheffield on the 2nd of July off of myhands?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
The Hunt for Redcurrant Jam is Over

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
comb / shoe / egg
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
The Daily Shoe (Show)

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)