
What fucking world are you living in?
( , Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

it's a tank of fuel, not a bottle of WKD stuffed down my tracksuit.
( , Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

( , Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

It was then, upon realising your mistake, you wanted to take the goods away from the retail premises with promise of full payment upon your return. Something which the person in charge of the buisneses did not agree with and threatened should you remove the goods from their property you shall face legal athorities for theft, and as such, he is the one in the wrong?
( , Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

I went to a garage and filled up, I'd forgotten my wallet. Due to the unique nature of unconfined highly flammable liquids I couldn't give the cunting stuff back, so I told them I was going to get my wallet and did so.
HE threatened to arrest me himself. Not phone the Police, do it himself. I laughed alot.
( , Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)