the way my wife chews
maybe it's other people too but I'm sure she does it more... "chewey"... I hate the sound it makes, and the thought of the mushiness going round someone elses mouth.

Makes me feel very violent and lashy outy!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

if i were you,
i'd make sure this doesn't show up as evidence in a court case if you're wife is found dead.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)

that and the knife

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)

I hate listening to other people eat
any lunch meetings just set me on edge thinking about it
( magnum, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)