He has a hand shake like an anaemic jelly, in common with all other Lancastrians

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

That was my penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

and that's where the phrase 'trying to nail a jelly to a wall' comes from

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

HA HA
Look at spazzy five cocks!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Ahem

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Hello there, Floppy hands

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)