I reckon you're one of those squashed fly biscuits.
I'd continue to be a Rich Tea
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:24, archived)

Brittle and tasteless?

( Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:26, archived)

an underappreciated old staple.

( sleepybinky, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)

Nice to suck.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

I could go a garibaldi about now.
Skint until a week friday though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)