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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A BISCUIT GUESS WHICH TYPE THAT'S RIGHT I AM A SHIT BISCUIT LOL WAKIWAKIWAKI ROFL WHAT SORT OF BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)
Cadbury's Crunchie.
Because it's King Of The Biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)
Christ.
You've just reminded me; I dreamt about Cadbury Crunchies last night. I wanted one but the shop didn't have any. Then they did. Dreams are great and fascinating. I love nothing more than hearing about other people's dreams. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:17, archived)
I think I had this dream because Wife has to go to a meeting in Birmingham today.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:18, archived)
One time I dreamt that someone had posted a six-pack of Crunchies all the way to Poland for me
and then I found out that this was in fact reality, because Blue Star is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:25, archived)
Hooray for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
gav me your address and i'll send you something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)
yeah, your shit in a cardboard box, you dirty homeless

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:17, archived)
as if i'd waste a good quality cardboard box

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
you wouldn't even line it with plastic
and by the time it got here there'd be shit dripping out of all the corners
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:38, archived)
I also dreamed about Crunchy last night, I can't remember the context but I couldn't have one.
True story.

Did someone mention crunchies over the last few days on here?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
I don't know,
but I really really want a crunchie now. And I have no money.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
I don't want to be a biscuit, baldmonkey.
I'm happy being a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:24, archived)
I reckon you're one of those squashed fly biscuits.
I'd continue to be a Rich Tea
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:24, archived)
Brittle and tasteless?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:26, archived)
an underappreciated old staple.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
Nice to suck.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
I could go a garibaldi about now.
Skint until a week friday though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Jaffa cake.
I also possess a smashing orangey bit. And smashing orangey bit is tmb's nickname for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
As wonderful as you are
the judge has ruled against you
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
Fair enough.
I'd be a ginger nut then. I'd like to be a ginger thin but that'd just be lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
One that tastes of dust and ashes
And leaves you wishing you'd never even thought of having a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
Club
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:02, archived)
Mint or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
i think you should reconsider
Due to the short lived but delicious caramel club.

And if we can't agree we'll both have mint penguins and laugh about our differences. Biscuits are true heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)
a very tired biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-562616/Tired-You-need-digestive-biscuit.html
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
bourboff?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

Sports biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
I looking at buying the Asus transformer tablet anyone know about these things?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
Wow, they're resonably priced.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
Yeah, thats what I thought.
No 3g capability though, not sure how bad an omission that is. There is lots of WiFi about nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Abbey Crunch
Because I am delicious and good to dip in tea.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
Soggy.
I STILL haven't dried out properly from Sunday.
Fuck me, it RAINED Balders. It RAINED SO FUCKING BADLY.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
It rained on me yesterday. ME!
Quite uncalled for.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
I think we ought to duff up Michael Fish The LOVELY Bogus.
Just on general principles like.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
I was going to duff some bastards up today anyway
Another liar won't make too much of a dent in my schedule.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
God is a fucking prick.
When I am made mod, I'll crucify the fuck out of his son, his holy spirit AND him.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
HURRAH!
BALDMONKEY FOR GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
GOLD Bar mother fuckers. YEAH, I went there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
Silly Gonzy, the Swiss have got all the Jew-gold these days.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
You'd be a Caramac found in the back of the cupboard when looking for something else.
Left over, unwanted from a Christmas selection pack seven years ago. The fat from the bar has been absorbed by the paper wrapper in places and it has dust on it. Just as it is about to go in the bin, unopened, someone special comes along and says "I love Caramacs". Everyone says they are odd for liking Caramacs, especially dusty old ones which are manky, but she really loves Caramacs so she doesn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
*Sniff*, one day I'll find someone who likes Caramacs, *sniff*, god, I'm so alone, *sniff*.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
Hey, what's wrong with caramacs now?!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Uh oh.
You've lucked out again, g-man.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
It gets worse.
Frisbee-boy's the JILTING kind.
He'll leave poor Gonzy at the altar.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
I'd like to fill them with hope
And turn them into shadows of their former selves.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
An Oreo

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)