find someone a similar size to yourself follow them until they die then dig them up for the suit
the bowler hat can just be a collander spray painted black
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

Ebay says you can get a bowler hat for about £20.
So I'm not worried about that.
But how can I get a fat man's three piece vintage suit for £50?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

JMG's wardrobe

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

It's full of lovely garments.
Worn on the road as I've crushed fatty Britain.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

this, this and one of these

masking tape and a different colour if you want a tie
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

Camden Market

( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

Can you go for me?
I don't like crowds
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)