The management are pricks who want to show off how great we are by renting offices we can't afford or fit into, expanding by buying shit bankrupt businesses and making us all pretend to be professional at work.
We'll all be out of work within a year.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

Tell them you're growing a beard
Then when you get round to shaving tell you them you realised it wouldn't suit you so you shaved it off.
Then the next week say you're growing a beard again. Ad Infinitum.

FOOLPROOF!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

THIS IS TOTALLY MY TACTIC ALREADY

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

Perfect
Now let's see how we can do the same thing with your clothes

*schemes*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)