I went to look at a house
it's a piece of shit. I'm interested.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

linky?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

will you understand the description?
otodom.pl/zaciszny-dom-z-ogrodem-id9024485.html
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

It's got a sewing machine
that's gotta be a plus ;)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

Rooms look an ok size.
bit of work needed but you enjoy that sort of thing.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

I wanted to rip the roof off and take one half of the house up another floor
but it seems I cant.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

Dig some underground rooms.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

I can't, without sinking pilings in
megabucks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)

Extensions?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

he can't find any to match his current colour
and dying them especially would be silly
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

I sold my hair for extensions
TRUFAX
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

I hear it's all four gangs
people will pay big bucks if you're in the RCD
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

this is the madness. It's a house which has been split in two
and then both halves have been extended. So there's nothing you can do to the old half without fucking up the neighbours, and nothing you can do to the other half without completely rebuilding the extension.

So I'm mulling over knocking the internal walls down and reorganising.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

that's an option.
And if the neighbours ever sell up and you're in a good position, you could buy their half and make it one big house again.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

That's the perfect situation
but doubtful that it would happen. Apparently it's a family of seven, and I couldn't afford it anyway.

The aim is to fix this one up then flog it on, so I couldn't wait for them to want to move.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

rok budowy, 1938...in Poland...sneeeehehehe
I'd buy it, it's stood up well considering
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

Google translate reckons it's in Italy, London.
That's a pretty good price for a house in Italy. It's a pretty good price for a parking space in London.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)

Yeah, we have a district in Warsaw called, err, Italy
it goes well with Free Will, Dirty and HappyTown.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

looking at the map, it seems to be situated conveniently close to the world's largest zebra crossing storage compound

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

Why?
Is there treasure in the cellar?
( jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

the cellar is only big enough for a dwarf

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

well, how many slaves do you reaaly need?

( jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

hundreds

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)

is that with the manacles and stocks?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)