how do you play the trumpet with only one good hand?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

Arse-trumpet Grrry.
Don't they have them in forrin yet?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

we use that hole for talking

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

I make all my important phone calls on the toilet
So this would not work as it is rude to talk with your talk hole full.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

its very easy
I'm not very good. Maybe I should take up drums?
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

Looking for a job with Def Leppard?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

Oh, very sharp :)

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

You've been lurking for years and you think that was "very sharp"?
You're the rubbishest fake ever.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

I've only just started looking at this bit.
I used to look at the picture board lots and I thought the talk button on the main page was for answering posts. Yes I know what you are thinking. I've seen enough of this place to understand people's suspicions.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)