she's got a knackered hand a powerless legs
so you're going to get a mindblower of a trumpeter's blowjob, but coupled to a pathetic wank and then some really uninspiring missionary position stuff.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

Now that I've said that, I'm wondering how good Miles Davis would have been at blowjobs

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

best sex i've had in three years
i'll take it.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

Can't get the image of someone recieving a gimpy handjob out of my head now.

( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

have a wank and it'll go away

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

But my hands work fine
If I sit on one for long enough it may work
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

you can borrow my hammer if you like

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

Can't go for permanent damage.
I've a feeling this spakka wank is going to be a fad.
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

:))))

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)