Chips but only
if I can have a pint or 5 of real ale with them.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

Mmmmm
ale. I saw a woman buying real ale in asda today. I nearly shat myself with joy til she turned around.
( CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

an alcoholic cripple
if you're overweight too the NHS actually hates you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)