Oh you poor thing.
It must me awful. Have you concidered shaving it off and buying a hat?
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

Or moving to somewhere that snows all the time

( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

How does one shave dandruff off?

( CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

A very sharp spoon.

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)

Noted, thanks

( CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)